Faustian Asparagus

cakeshippingftw:

But even then,
Fuck.
Depression is a blanket smothering me. With a healthy dose of self-loathing.

Don’t be sad, Karen! Do as this girl does. 

Wise, no? 

my-wifi-is-organic:

motherhonker:

DO YOU EVER JUST SIT DOWN AND REALIZE HOW CREEPY YOU ARE

Sometimes I realize it while standing.

(via merlinannblack)

So, it’s Sunday evening. Everything’s done for the day, there’s nothing on television, if you’re still in high school, you don’t have school tomorrow…what’s a person to do? Have we reached the Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul? Is there anything that can save us from this intense level of boredom? 

MARBLE HORNETS CAN. 

Spend your Sunday night watching Marble Hornets with a bunch of crazy people who are a bit more obsessed with an amateur YouTube series than they probably should be.

Join us here: http://www.synchtube.com/r/SlenderWatch

We’ll begin at 7:00 PM Eastern Standard Time, and attempt to get through as much of the series as people are willing to stay up for. Come watch, chat, gush about Tim’s sideburns, compare Alex Kralie to Shia Labeouf, and more! Tell your friends! Don’t worry about not knowing anyone, we’re friendly. We promise :) 

ssthirteenss asked: Nel, I gotta know your thoughts on Chernobyl Diaries. I must know what my favorite little director thinks.

Gahsdhoafiej”jasodfh!! I still haven’t seen it! But I want to. I mean, it’s too early for me to make judgements on how good it is, but from the trailers it looks like it could either be legitimately creepy and interesting, or very, very terrible. 

Would any Marble Hornets fans be interested in watching Marble Hornets this evening? Perhaps in honor of Memorial Day, for those American fans? No, I’m not really sure how it’s relevant, but do we really need an excuse to watch the whole series? 

Like this if you’re interested, and if I get enough responses, I’ll set something up :D